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Denise 23 Germany
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"Nur weil es jetzt nicht passiert, heißt es nicht, dass es nie passieren wird oder ?"
(via kalteratem)

(via avvert)

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The best part is that the guy just squats in utter resignation.

you can tell he’s just like

“i am 800% done with Target”

This gif wins the internet. I am DONE.

Always reblog

I relate to this on a personal level .

(Quelle: 4gifs, via cocainelatte)

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wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*

(via bootylikepoww)

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

(via mixedcomplexfeelings)

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I’m doing a little giveaway and its all about the ladies!

I’ll be giving away

  • a t-shirt in your choice of Crush the Patriarchy, Cats Against Cat Calls or Riots Not Diets print (all of which go up to at least a size 2xl)
  • your choice of five buttons from Modern Girl Blitz
  • your choice of jewellery from AddieLeDawn
  • friendship bracelet made in the colours of your choice made by yours truly
  • "kandi bracelets" or whatever the fuck you want to call them with whatever colour scheme and words you want
  • and best of all CANDYYY. who doesnt love candy, cmon.

And now the fun part, the RULES.

  • you don’t have to follow me but if you are, then you’ll get something extra
  • only reblogs count and you may reblog as many times as you want but please be mindful of your followers
  • obviously giveaway blogs dont count (do ppl even need to say this anymore??)

The winner will be randomly selected on April 30th and I’m willing to ship worldwide. I think that’s it. Have fun and crush the patriarchy!!

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When you say everything happens for a reason, don’t be surprised when I punch you in the head. It happened for a reason.

(Quelle: sorry, via foreverfallinginlovewithyou)

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there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

TRUTH! I’m happy you follow me tho

*hugs & kisses*


there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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